Anyway, I got into college at 8:30 as I had chemistry first, but before doing anything I went to the library to hand in my book which I've been repeatedly taking out for about a year now (and of which I read about 150 pages. I'm such a fast reader it's unreal). Then off to chemistry.
Nothing particularly noteworthy happened in chemistry today, we just did a sheet on hexagons and arrows (or as most people call it, organic chemistry) but I think I'm getting better at it. Wooo. Me, Fraz and Chris decided to start a new meme called 'turtle lord approves'. This came about because Fraz was checking his Tumblr in lesson (how he does this and still understands the work is beyond me) and noticed that he got a new follower. He thought it was Jasmine, so he asked her, "Are you turtle lord?". The look of confusion on Jasmine's face was priceless, and I thought that it was the perfect time to an awkward turtle...so I did. And I was completely ignored. Thanks guys.
Chris drew a picture of Turtle Lord which looked like a fish, a fly and one of the Persians from 300. Mad drawing skills. Fraz took a picture of it, and I will show you all a picture of Turtle Lord if Fraz remembers to send me it.
After chemistry, me and Fraz waited around in the atrium for the black guy for about 20 minutes. He didn't appear, so I concluded he was drug dealing (again) and Fraz and I started wandering around aimlessly. Eventually we decided to spend some time basking in the arabness of the Sun, and we stayed outside for a while. We walked around afterwards and we went past Nemo's class, and the window was open, so we decided to go up to the window and we shouted "Neeeeemo" and we walked off.
Nemo is basically this weird Indian guy who can't take chilli as well as me (and he regularly consumes curry) and likes to run around shouting sexual references at people and running away.
When Nemo's lesson finished, I found him and we went on YouTube to watch random videos of...stuff. One of those videos was talking about how Star Wars is racist and how they all fight using big, flashy dildos, which was a fairly accurate ANALogy (see what I did there?). Nemo then gathered several people, and we went to the back of the college to play table tennis. Nothing interesting happened there (except for me getting completely and utterly raped...you know, the usual).
I had maths at 12:00, so I had to leave the noobs and go to maths...which is full of other noobs. I found out that a few people read my blog and think it's good, so thanks guys. Much love to you all. <3
Maths finished, and I was waiting around in the atrium with several people, and I somehow managed to initiate a game of slapsies with Oleg, who for all intents and purposes we shall call Big Russian guy (and he had big, scary, Russian hands too). My slapsies game with Big Russian guy lasted for about 10 minutes, and we managed to gather up a little crowd, who felt the pain with each slap. I won't lie, it was painful, and here's a little picture of my hands after the game (I got the worst of it):
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| Purple hands. Ouch. |
After those painful 10 minutes, one of the security guards told us to stop. I'm not quite sure I understood why, but meh. With that we stopped, so in the end no-one won.
I went on the train with Nemo, Samatar and Kate afterwards, with Samatar complaining that he couldn't pay the full price (which was about £6) to see the Hunger Games. Those black people eh? -.-
I waited with Nemo at my stop for his train as he missed his stop, and when the train got there, I left him and went home.
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